***People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
***People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
***When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw You! What good is a freakin cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
***When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
***When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid 100 Bucks to come to the theatre and stare at the freakin ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
***People who ask "Can I ask you a quest...