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End time ...

NOTE - I have not reread or proof checked the copy. I am not making a point. Assume ...

Have u gone to chemist to purchase Vitamin C Medicine, you would know what I am talking about. Itz not available in any store in Delhi. 

How can somebody just stop manufacturing these Tablets when there is a demand for it. Or did I miss the bus when the country went from being Vitamin C deficient to vitamin C sufficient country..

If that has not happened then what.

Theory one

The end time is here, these are clear signs. Slowly the population will go week. Then the population will be easy to control. Some evil forces are at it to take over the world. They have spent years in making sure they place the right guy at the decision making level so as the master plan will just unfold one July Morning.

Counter – This will take for ever, can’t evil use better tools to gain control. Like the spread of credit cards.

Counter to the counter – Well Vitamin C is what I have noticed, credit card is happening. Voter ID is almost done with, inserting smart chips (aren’t they supposed to be smart- the chips) is on its way.

By that theory the end time is here, the evil is taking over and ya there is uncalled killing of people – the war.

If we notice the war. itz being actioned by people who the world calls morons. So why is the devil recruiting moron’s.

If  that’s is the prerequisite to join EVIL army  then we in advertising are going to Heaven, baring a few that is. 

So the scenario a couple of years from now. I am hoping evil army is going to use credit card, voter id, embedded smart chips and Vitamin C to their advantage and make people week. I already told you they would be easy to control.

Which means that after a few years the evil will unite everybody. Which is not a bad deal. Nobody will be strong enough to fight a war.

I am sure hez called evil for a reason. Hez gonna butt fuck us.

Those who die in this struggle will go to heaven. So my guess is that evil army will not let anybody die. That would upset his plan.

Unless his plan is like our noble politicians, if hez planning of Heaven Bharo. Then there is a problem……………..but again if evil does that God can make the heaven dwellers healthy and heaven army would be strong and big. So he would not do a Heaven Bharo.

My guess he hez gonna let us rot here why he takes over and wants to ruler. But then hez already done half of gods work.

He has united all, taken away the thought of war.

So god comes kicks evil’s arse takes over and just gives everybody Vitamin C.

We have a great nation called earth.

Then all would start all over again.

Ya I did try and find out whatz the problem with the availability of Vitamin C. The Problem is that the world sources it’s raw material for Vitamin C from China. (Superpower kon). They were supplying the raw material for about $ 4.4 per KG. until the pollution control guys decided to show up. To meet their stringent laws, the factories who had to survive, upgraded. Resulting in the price rise, the raw material now costs $ 12.00 per kg.

For some reason Vitamin C comes under the Drug Price Control Order (DPCO), its price is fixed by the government. 

So there we go, why no Vitamin C is sold. 

Comments

Anonymous said…
Ahem!!


there might be war.. we might be controlled... but wouldnt it just be a transfer from one kind of slavery to another...?

Besides.. it would be another challenge/change in status quo.. which increases the interest level doesnt it?
Raghuram C S said…
Well, yeah, you did not proof-read or check the copy. But with an idea as beautiful this one, you can do away with all those rules! My favourite line though is this- "So god comes kicks evil’s arse takes over and just gives everybody Vitamin C."

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